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Bonjour, chers amis!<\/strong> \u3053\u3093\u306b\u3061\u306f\u3001\u307f\u306a\u3055\u3093\u3002Comment allez vous?<\/strong> \u3054\u6a5f\u5acc\u3044\u304b\u304c\u3067\u3059\u304b\uff1f<\/p>\n

\u30d5\u30e9\u30f3\u30b9\u4eba\u306e\u30e6\u30fc\u30e2\u30a2\u3063\u3066\u3001\u3061\u3087\u3063\u3068\u30b7\u30cb\u30ab\u30eb\u306a\u30a4\u30e1\u30fc\u30b8\u3082\u3042\u308a\u307e\u3059\u304c\u3001\u5b9f\u969b\u3069\u3046\u306a\u3093\u3067\u3057\u3087\u3046\u3002\u3068\u3044\u3046\u308f\u3051\u3067\u3001\u4eca\u65e5\u306f\u30d5\u30e9\u30f3\u30b9\u306e\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3092\u3044\u304f\u3064\u304b\u62fe\u3063\u3066\u307f\u307e\u3057\u305f\u3002<\/p>\n

\u306b\u3084\u308a\u3068\u7b11\u3048\u308b\u3068\u5b09\u3057\u3044\u3067\u3059\u3088\uff01<\/p>\n

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\u76bf\u6d17\u3044\u306e\u524d\u306b\u2026<\/h2>\n

\"shutterstock_178955924\"<\/p>\n

\u30d5\u30e9\u30f3\u30b9\u8a9e\u4f1a\u8a71<\/h3>\n
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Une ma\u00eetresse de maison interpelle la petite bonne<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u5965\u69d8\u304c\u5973\u4e2d\u3092\u547c\u3073\u3068\u3081\u305f\u3002<\/p>\n

La ma\u00eetresse<\/span>\uff1aMarie ! Vous venez encore de casser quelque chose ?\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

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La petite bonne<\/span>\uff1aOui Madame ! Mais cette fois, j’ai eu de la chance !\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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La ma\u00eetresse<\/span>\uff1aComment \u00e7a de la chance ?\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n

\u3069\u3046\u3057\u3066\u30e9\u30c3\u30ad\u30fc\u3060\u3063\u305f\u306e\uff1f<\/p>\n

La petite bonne<\/span>\uff1aBen, j’ai cass\u00e9 les assiettes\u2026 avant de les laver !<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Vocabulaire<\/h3>\n

(\u201c\uff1c\u201d\u8a18\u53f7\u4ee5\u4e0b\u306f\u3001\u3082\u3068\u306e\u5f62\uff08\u8f9e\u66f8\u306b\u8f09\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u5f62\uff09\u3092\u8868\u3057\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002\u307e\u305f\u3001\u540d\u8a5e\u306e\u5f8c\u306e(m)\u3001(f)\u306f\u3001\u305d\u308c\u305e\u308c\u7537\u6027\u540d\u8a5e\u30fb\u5973\u6027\u540d\u8a5e\u3092\u793a\u3057\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059)<\/p>\n

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  • ma\u00eetress<\/strong> (f)<ma\u00eetre<\/strong>(m) \u4e3b\u5a66(f)\u3001\u4e3b\u4eba(m)<\/li>\n
  • interpelle<\/strong><interpeller <\/strong>\u58f0\u3092\u304b\u3051\u308b\u3001\u547c\u3073\u304b\u3051\u308b<\/li>\n
  • bonne<\/strong>(f) \u5973\u4e2d\u3001\u304a\u624b\u4f1d\u3044\u3055\u3093<\/li>\n
  • casser <\/strong>\u5272\u308b\u3001\u58ca\u3059<\/li>\n
  • fois<\/strong>(m) \u5ea6\u3001\u56de\u3001\u304a\u308a<\/li>\n
  • chance<\/strong>(f) \u904b\u3001\u5e78\u904b\u3001\u3064\u304d<\/li>\n
  • assiette<\/strong>(f) \u76bf<\/li>\n
  • laver <\/strong>\u6d17\u3046<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    \u4eca\u9031\u306e\u30dd\u30a4\u30f3\u30c8<\/h2>\n

    venez de casser\uff1a\u58ca\u3057\u305f\u3068\u3053\u308d\u3060<\/h3>\n

    \u4ee5\u524d\u306b\u3082\u66f8\u3044\u305f\u304b\u3068\u601d\u3044\u307e\u3059\u304c\u3001venir de ~<\/strong> \u3067\u300c\uff5e\u3057\u305f\u3068\u3053\u308d\u3060\u300d\u306e\u610f\u5473\u306b\u306a\u308a\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n

    j’ai eu de la chance !\uff1a\u79c1\u306f\u904b\u304c\u826f\u304b\u3063\u305f\u3067\u3059\uff01<\/h3>\n

    avoir de la chance<\/strong> \u3067\u300c\u904b\u304c\u3044\u3044\u300d\u300c\u3064\u3044\u3066\u3044\u308b\u300d\u306e\u610f\u5473\u3002\u3053\u3053\u3067\u306f\u305d\u306e\u8907\u5408\u904e\u53bb\u306e\u5f62\u3067\u3059(eu<\/strong> \u306f avoir<\/strong> \u306e\u904e\u53bb\u5206\u8a5e)\u3002<\/p>\n

    de la chance<\/strong> \u306e de la<\/strong> \u306f\u90e8\u5206\u51a0\u8a5e\u3068\u8a00\u3063\u3066\u3001\u4e0d\u7279\u5b9a\u306e\u4e0d\u53ef\u7b97\u540d\u8a5e\u306e\u82e5\u5e72\u91cf\u3092\u8868\u3057\u307e\u3059\u3002\u7537\u6027\u540d\u8a5e\u306e\u5834\u5408\u306b\u306f du<\/strong> \u3068\u306a\u308a\u3001\u5f8c\u308d\u306b\u6bcd\u97f3\u304c\u6765\u308b\u5834\u5408\u306b\u306f de l\u2019<\/strong> \u3068\u306a\u308a\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n

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    J\u2019ai du sucre.\u3000<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \u79c1\u306f\u7802\u7cd6\u3092\u6301\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3002<\/p>\n

    Il a du talent.\u3000<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \u5f7c\u306b\u306f\u624d\u80fd\u304c\u3042\u308b\u3002<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

    \u5426\u5b9a\u306e\u6642\u306b\u306f de<\/strong> \u3068\u306a\u308a\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n

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    Pas de chance!\u3000<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \u3061\u3047\u3063\u3001\u3064\u3044\u3066\u306a\u3044\u3084\u3002<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

    avant de les laver\uff1a\u305d\u308c\u3089\u3092\u6d17\u3046\u524d\u306b<\/h3>\n

    \u3053\u306e les<\/strong> \u306f\u4ee3\u540d\u8a5e\u3067\u3001les assiettes<\/strong> \u3092\u6307\u3057\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002\u307e\u305f\u300c\u76bf\u3092\u6d17\u3046\u300d\u306b\u306f\u3082\u3046\u4e00\u3064\u3001laver la vaisselle<\/strong> \u3068\u3044\u3046\u8a00\u3044\u65b9\u304c\u3042\u308a\u307e\u3059\u306e\u3067\u3001\u3053\u3061\u3089\u3082\u899a\u3048\u3066\u304a\u304d\u307e\u3057\u3087\u3046\u3002<\/p>\n

    \u304a\u6b21\u306f\u3044\u304b\u306b\u3082\u30d5\u30e9\u30f3\u30b9\u3001\u3068\u3044\u3046\u4e00\u672c\u3002<\/p>\n

    \u75b2\u308c\u306e\u7406\u7531\u306f\u2026<\/h2>\n

    \"shutterstock_62560090\"<\/p>\n

    \u30d5\u30e9\u30f3\u30b9\u8a9e\u4f1a\u8a71<\/h2>\n
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    Vous avez l’air fatigu\u00e9e, remarque une dame, en croisant l’une de ses voisines.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    En effet. Mon mari est souffrant et je dois le surveiller jour et nuit.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    Mais vous n’aviez pas pris une infirmi\u00e8re ?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    Si. C’est une fille superbe.. C’est bien pour cela que je dois le surveiller.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    Vocabulaire<\/h3>\n
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    • remarquer <\/strong>\u6ce8\u76ee\u3059\u308b\u3001\u6c17\u3065\u304f\u3001\u6307\u6458\u3059\u308b<\/li>\n
    • dame<\/strong>(f) \u5a66\u4eba\u3001\u5973\u6027<\/li>\n
    • croisant<\/strong>\uff1ccroiser <\/strong>\u51fa\u4f1a\u3046\u3001\u3059\u308c\u9055\u3046<\/li>\n
    • voisines<\/strong>(f)\uff1cvoisin<\/strong>(m) \u96a3\u4eba<\/li>\n
    • souffrant <\/strong>\u75c5\u6c17\u306e\u3001\u52a0\u6e1b\u304c\u60aa\u3044<\/li>\n
    • surveiller <\/strong>\u76e3\u8996\u3059\u308b\u3001\u898b\u5f35\u308b\u3001\u898b\u5b88\u308b<\/li>\n
    • infirmi\u00e8re<\/strong>(f)\uff1cinfirmier<\/strong>(m) \u770b\u8b77\u58eb<\/li>\n
    • superbe <\/strong>\u975e\u5e38\u306b\u7f8e\u3057\u3044<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      \u4eca\u9031\u306e\u30dd\u30a4\u30f3\u30c8<\/h2>\n

      Vous avez l’air fatigue\uff1a\u3042\u306a\u305f\u306f\u75b2\u308c\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3088\u3046\u3060<\/strong><\/h3>\n

      avoir l\u2019air<\/strong> (de<\/strong>) ~ \u3067\u300c\uff5e\u306e\u3088\u3046\u3060\u300d\u300c\uff5e\u306e\u3088\u3046\u306b\u898b\u3048\u308b\u300d\u306e\u610f\u5473\u3067\u3059\u3002l\u2019air<\/strong> \u306e\u5f8c\u308d\u304c\u5f62\u5bb9\u8a5e\u306e\u5834\u5408\u306b\u306f\u305d\u306e\u307e\u307e\u540d\u8a5e\u3084\u52d5\u8a5e\u306e\u5834\u5408\u306b\u306f de<\/strong> +\u540d\u8a5e\/\u4e0d\u5b9a\u6cd5\u306b\u306a\u308a\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n

      \n

      Il a l\u2019air d\u2019un artiste.<\/strong><\/p>\n

      \u5f7c\u306f\u82b8\u8853\u5bb6\u306e\u3088\u3046\u3060\u3002<\/p>\n

      Il a l\u2019air de se froisser.<\/strong><\/p>\n

      \u5f7c\u306f\u6c17\u3092\u60aa\u304f\u3057\u305f\u3088\u3046\u3060\u3002<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

      en croissant\uff1a\u3059\u308c\u9055\u3044\u306a\u304c\u3089<\/strong><\/h3>\n

      en<\/strong> +\u73fe\u5728\u5206\u8a5e\u3067\u300c\uff5e\u306a\u304c\u3089\u300d\u300c\uff5e\u3057\u3066\u300d\u300c\uff5e\u306a\u306e\u306b\u300d\u7b49\u306e\u610f\u5473\u306b\u306a\u308a\u307e\u3059\uff08\u30b8\u30a7\u30ed\u30f3\u30c7\u30a3\u30d5\uff09\u3002<\/p>\n

      Si\uff1a\u305d\u3046\u3067\u3059<\/strong><\/h3>\n

      \u5426\u5b9a\u7591\u554f\u6587\u306b\u5bfe\u3057\u3066\u3001\u80af\u5b9a\u306e\u7b54\u3048\u3092\u3059\u308b\u3068\u304d\u306b\u4f7f\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002\u3057\u3070\u3057\u3070\u3001\u306f\u3044\u30fb\u3044\u3044\u3048\u304c\u65e5\u672c\u8a9e\u3068\u9006\u306b\u306a\u308b\u306e\u3067\u6ce8\u610f\u304c\u5fc5\u8981\u3067\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n

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      A<\/span>: Vous n\u2019\u00e9tiez pas l\u00e0?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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      B<\/span>: Si. <\/strong><\/p>\n

      \u3044\u3084\u3001\u3044\u307e\u3057\u305f<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

      C’est bien pour cela que je dois le surveiller\uff1a\u3060\u304b\u3089\u3053\u305d\u898b\u5f35\u3063\u3066\u306a\u3044\u3068\u3044\u3051\u306a\u3044\u306e\u3088<\/h3>\n

      \u5f37\u8abf\u69cb\u6587\u306e\u6587\u3067\u3059\u3002C\u2019est<\/strong> \u3068 que<\/strong> \u306e\u9593\u306b\u631f\u307e\u308c\u305f\u90e8\u5206\u304c\u5f37\u8abf\u3055\u308c\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002serveiller<\/strong>\u306b\u300c\u898b\u5b88\u308b\u300d\u300c\u898b\u5f35\u308b\u300d\u306e2\u3064\u306e\u610f\u5473\u304c\u3042\u308b\u306e\u3092\u3046\u307e\u304f\u5229\u7528\u3057\u305f\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3067\u3057\u305f\u3002<\/p>\n

      \u305d\u3057\u3066\u540c\u3058\u304f\u8a00\u8449\u306e\u4e21\u7fa9\u6027\u3092\u5229\u7528\u3057\u305f1\u672c\u3002\u30b7\u30f3\u30d7\u30eb\u3060\u3051\u3069\u8a33\u304c\u96e3\u3057\u3044\uff01<\/p>\n

      \u30d4\u30a8\u30ed\u306e\u60a9\u307f\u306f\u2026<\/h2>\n

      \"shutterstock_165685535\"<\/p>\n

      \u30d5\u30e9\u30f3\u30b9\u8a9e\u4f1a\u8a71<\/h2>\n
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      Un clown chez le m\u00e9decin:\u00a0 Docteur, je me sent dr\u00f4le…<\/strong><\/p>\n

      \u3042\u308b\u30d4\u30a8\u30ed\u304c\u533b\u8005\u306b\u6765\u3066\u3044\u308f\u304f\u3001\u300c\u5148\u751f\u3001\u79c1\u306a\u3093\u3060\u304b\u5909\u306a\u3093\u3067\u3059\u2026\u300d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

      Vocabulaire<\/h3>\n
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      • clown<\/strong> (m) \u30d4\u30a8\u30ed\u3001\u9053\u5316\u5e2b<\/li>\n
      • m\u00e9dicin<\/strong>(m) \u533b\u8005<\/li>\n
      • sent<\/strong>\uff1csentir <\/strong>\u611f\u3058\u308b<\/li>\n
      • dr\u00f4le <\/strong>\u6ed1\u7a3d\u306a\u3001\u304a\u3069\u3051\u305f\u3001\u5947\u5999\u306a\u3001\u304a\u304b\u3057\u306a<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

        \u4eca\u9031\u306e\u30dd\u30a4\u30f3\u30c8<\/h2>\n

        je me sent dr\u00f4le\uff1a\u79c1\u306f\u81ea\u5206\u3092\u5947\u5999\u3060\/\u6ed1\u7a3d\u3060\u3068\u601d\u3046<\/h3>\n

        \u82f1\u8a9e\u306e\u307b\u3046\u304c\u5206\u304b\u308a\u3084\u3059\u3044\u3067\u3057\u3087\u3046\u3002I feel myself strange.\u3068\u3044\u3046\u3068\u3053\u308d\u3067\u3057\u3087\u3046\u304b\u3002sentir<\/strong> \u306f\u307e\u3055\u306bfeel \u3067\u300c\uff5e\u3092\u2026\u3068\u601d\u3046\u3001\u611f\u3058\u308b\u300d\u306e\u610f\u5473\u3067\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n

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        \u305d\u3046\u3044\u3046\u610f\u5473\u3067\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u306f\u697d\u3057\u3044\u3057\u3001\u305d\u3046\u9577\u304f\u306a\u3044\u3057\u3001\u30c6\u30ad\u30b9\u30c8\u3068\u3057\u3066\u6700\u9069\u3002\u30c8\u30e9\u30a4\u3057\u3066\u307f\u3066\u4e0b\u3055\u3044\u306d\uff01<\/p>\n

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        Bonjour, chers amis !<\/strong> \u3053\u3093\u306b\u3061\u306f\u3001\u307f\u306a\u3055\u3093\u3002Comment allez vous ? <\/strong>\u3054\u6a5f\u5acc\u3044\u304b\u304c\u3067\u3059\u304b\uff1f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        \u524d\u56de\u30d5\u30e9\u30f3\u30b9\u8a9e\u306e\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3092\u6271\u3044\u307e\u3057\u305f\u304c\u3001\u4eca\u65e5\u306f\u305d\u306e\u7d9a\u304d\u3067\u3059\u3002\u524d\u56de\u306b\u5f15\u304d\u7d9a\u304d\u3001\u751f\u304d\u7269\u30cd\u30bf\u3092\u96c6\u3081\u3066\u307f\u307e\u3057\u305f\u3002\u9762\u767d\u3044\u306e\u3067\u9811\u5f35\u3063\u3066\u307f\u3066\u4e0b\u3055\u3044\u3002\u306b\u3084\u308a\u3068\u7b11\u3048\u308b\u3068\u5b09\u3057\u3044\u3067\u3059\u3088\uff01<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        \u30cf\u30a8\u306e\u30aa\u30b9\u30fb\u30e1\u30b9\u306e\u898b\u5206\u3051\u65b9<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

        \"shutterstock_92427094\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        \u30d5\u30e9\u30f3\u30b9\u8a9e\u4f1a\u8a71<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
        \n

        Une femme arrive dans la cuisine et voit son mari avec une tapette \u00e0 mouche…<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

        \u5965\u3055\u3093\u304c\u53f0\u6240\u306b\u5165\u3063\u3066\u3001\u30cf\u30a8\u53e9\u304d\u3092\u6301\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u592b\u3092\u898b\u305f\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Que fais tu?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

        \u300c\u4f55\u3084\u3063\u3066\u308b\u306e\uff1f\u300d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Il r\u00e9pond:Je chasse les mouches..<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

        \u592b\u306f\u7b54\u3048\u3066\u300c\u30cf\u30a8\u9000\u6cbb\u3060\u3088\u2026\u300d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        En as tu\u00e9?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

        \u300c\u3084\u3063\u3064\u3051\u305f\uff1f\u300d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Oui, 3m\u00e2les, 2femelles.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

        \u300c\u3046\u3093\u3001\u30aa\u30b93\u5339\u3068\u30e1\u30b92\u5339\u300d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Intrigu\u00e9e, elle lui demande:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

        \u3078\u3048\u3001\u3068\u601d\u3063\u3066\u5965\u3055\u3093\u306f\u5c0b\u306d\u305f\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Comment fais tu la diff\u00e9rence entre les femelles et les m\u00e2les ?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

        \u300c\u3069\u3046\u3084\u3063\u3066\u30aa\u30b9\u30fb\u30e1\u30b9\u3092\u898b\u5206\u3051\u308b\u306e\uff1f\u300d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Il r\u00e9pond: 3 \u00e9taient sur la cannette de bi\u00e8re, 2 sur le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

        \u592b\u306f\u7b54\u3048\u305f\u300c3\u5339\u306f\u30d3\u30fc\u30eb\u74f6\u306b\u30012\u5339\u306f\u96fb\u8a71\u306b\u6b62\u307e\u3063\u3066\u305f\u300d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

        Vocabulaire<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

        (\u201c\uff1c\u201d\u8a18\u53f7\u4ee5\u4e0b\u306f\u3001\u3082\u3068\u306e\u5f62\uff08\u8f9e\u66f8\u306b\u8f09\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u5f62\uff09\u3092\u8868\u3057\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002\u307e\u305f\u3001\u540d\u8a5e\u306e\u5f8c\u306e(m)\u3001(f)\u306f\u3001\u305d\u308c\u305e\u308c\u7537\u6027\u540d\u8a5e\u30fb\u5973\u6027\u540d\u8a5e\u3092\u793a\u3057\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \n
        • cuisine<\/strong> (f)\u3000\u53f0\u6240<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • tapette<\/strong>(f)\u3000\u30cf\u30a8\u305f\u305f\u304d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • mouche<\/strong>(f)\u3000\u30cf\u30a8<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • chasser\u3000<\/strong>\u72e9\u308b\u3001\u8ffd\u3046<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • tuer\u3000<\/strong>\u6bba\u3059<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • m\u00e2le\u3000<\/strong>\u96c4\u306e\u3001\u7537\u306e<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • femelle\u3000<\/strong>\u96cc\u306e\u3001\u5973\u6027\u306e<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • intrriguer\u3000<\/strong>\u597d\u5947\u5fc3\u3092\u305d\u305d\u308b\u3001\u8208\u5473\u3092\u305d\u305d\u308b<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • cannette<\/strong>(f)\u3000\u5c0f\u74f6<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

          \"shutterstock_76562038\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \u30dd\u30a4\u30f3\u30c8<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

          En as tu\u00e9<\/strong>\uff1a\u6bba\u3057\u305f\u306e\uff1f<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

          \u6700\u521d\u306een<\/strong>\u306fdes<\/strong> mooches<\/strong>\u306e\u4ee3\u7528\u3067\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          en<\/strong>\u306b\u306f\u3053\u306e\u3088\u3046\u306b\u3001\u4e0d\u5b9a\u51a0\u8a5e\u30fb\u90e8\u5206\u51a0\u8a5e\u306e\u3064\u3044\u305f\u76f4\u63a5\u76ee\u7684\u8a9e\u306e\u4ee3\u7528\u3068\u3044\u3046\u7528\u6cd5\u304c\u3042\u308a\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \u62bd\u8c61\u7684\u306b\u8a00\u3063\u3066\u3082\u5206\u304b\u308a\u3065\u3089\u3044\u3068\u601d\u3044\u307e\u3059\u306e\u3067\u3001\u4f8b\u3092\u3054\u89a7\u304f\u3060\u3055\u3044\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \n

          A\uff1a Avez vous des allumettes?\u3000<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \u30de\u30c3\u30c1\u3092\u304a\u6301\u3061\u3067\u3059\u304b\uff1f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          B\uff1a Oui, j\u2019en ai.\u3000<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \u306f\u3044\u3001\u6301\u3063\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

          en<\/strong> \u306fdes allumettes<\/strong>\u3092\u6307\u3057\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \n

          S\u2019il reste encore du vin, j\u2019en prendrai un peu.\u3000<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \u30ef\u30a4\u30f3\u304c\u5c11\u3057\u6b8b\u3063\u3066\u3044\u305f\u3089\u3001\u5c11\u3057\u9802\u304d\u307e\u3057\u3087\u3046\u3002<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

          en<\/strong>\u306fdu vin<\/strong>\u3092\u6307\u3057\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \n

          Comment fais-tu la diff\u00e9rence<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \u3069\u3046\u3084\u3063\u3066\u533a\u5225\u3059\u308b\u306e\uff1f<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

          faire la difference<\/strong> \u306f\u300c\u533a\u5225\u3059\u308b\u3001\u9055\u3044\u304c\u5206\u304b\u308b\u300d\u306e\u610f\u5473\u3067\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \"shutterstock_331439099\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \u7a83\u76d7\u4e8b\u4ef6\u306e\u610f\u5916\u306a\u5bb9\u7591\u8005<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

          \u30d5\u30e9\u30f3\u30b9\u8a9e\u4f1a\u8a71<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
          \n

          Chef, chef ! Il y a eu un vol cette nuit au supermarch\u00e9 !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \u30b7\u30a7\u30d5\u3001\u30b7\u30a7\u30d5\uff01\u6628\u65e5\u306e\u591c\u3001\u30b9\u30fc\u30d1\u30fc\u306b\u6ce5\u68d2\u304c\u5165\u3063\u305f\u3093\u3060\u3088\uff01<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          On a vol\u00e9 2000 cartouches de cigarettes et 1500 laitues !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \u30bf\u30d0\u30b32000\u30ab\u30fc\u30c8\u30f3\u3068\u3001\u30ec\u30bf\u30b91500\u500b\u304c\u76d7\u307e\u308c\u305f\u3093\u3060\uff01<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          Bien, et vous avez des soup\u00e7ons ?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \u3067\u3001\u5bb9\u7591\u8005\u306f\u3044\u308b\u306e\u304b\u3044\uff1f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          Benouais, on recherche un lapin qui tousse !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \u3042\u3042\u3001\u54b3\u3053\u3093\u3067\u3044\u308b\u3046\u3055\u304e\u3092\u63a2\u3057\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3088\uff01<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

          Vocabulaire<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

          (\u201c\uff1c\u201d\u8a18\u53f7\u4ee5\u4e0b\u306f\u3001\u3082\u3068\u306e\u5f62\uff08\u8f9e\u66f8\u306b\u8f09\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u5f62\uff09\u3092\u8868\u3057\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002\u307e\u305f\u3001\u540d\u8a5e\u306e\u5f8c\u306e(m)\u3001(f)\u306f\u3001\u305d\u308c\u305e\u308c\u7537\u6027\u540d\u8a5e\u30fb\u5973\u6027\u540d\u8a5e\u3092\u793a\u3057\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

            \n
          • supermarch\u00e9<\/strong>(m)\u3000\u30b9\u30fc\u30d1\u30fc\u30de\u30fc\u30b1\u30c3\u30c8<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          • vol<\/strong>(m)\u3000\u76d7\u307f\u3001\u7a83\u76d7<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          • cartouche<\/strong>(f)\u3000\u5927\u7bb1\u3001\u30ab\u30fc\u30c8\u30f3<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          • cigarette<\/strong>(f)\u3000\u7d19\u5dfb\u304d\u305f\u3070\u3053<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          • laitue<\/strong>(f)\u3000\u30ec\u30bf\u30b9<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          • soupson<\/strong>(m)\u3000\u5acc\u7591\u3001\u63a8\u91cf<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          • lapin<\/strong>(m)\u3000\u3046\u3055\u304e<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          • rechercher\u3000<\/strong>\u635c\u7d22\u3059\u308b<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          • tousser\u3000<\/strong>\u54b3\u3092\u3059\u308b<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

            \u30dd\u30a4\u30f3\u30c8<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

            Ben ouais\uff1a\u3042\u3042\u3001\u3046\u3093<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

            ben<\/strong>\u306fbien<\/strong>\u306e\u3001ouais<\/strong>\u306foui<\/strong>\u306e\u3001\u305d\u308c\u305e\u308c\u4fd7\u8a9e\u7684\u306a\u8868\u73fe\u3067\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n

            \n
            \"shutterstock_211366930\"<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

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            \u305d\u3046\u306a\u308c\u3070\u3082\u3046\u3001\u8f9e\u66f8\u3092\u7247\u624b\u306b\u8aad\u307f\u9032\u3081\u3066\u3044\u3051\u308b\u306f\u305a\u3002\u3054\u81ea\u5206\u304c\u697d\u3057\u3044\u3068\u601d\u3046\u3082\u306e\u3092\u3001\u305f\u304f\u3055\u3093\u8aad\u3093\u3067\u307f\u3066\u4e0b\u3055\u3044\u306d\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n

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